Evil Twin Drabbles

So, because I am bored, I asked for prompts, and applegnat left me, 'Charlie, coping' and 'Charlie and Guddu, friends'. This. Is not the response to that. Well, in a way.

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( As in, it is the exact opposite. )

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Right. So that happened. Anyhoo, if you want me writing you an opposite-drabble, whatever that is, comment?