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[toujours_nigel]

My Gods these boys talk a lot. Comes after this.

“He’s…”

 

“Yes.”

 

“Why…”

 

“Because.”

 

“Alexander…”

 

“Yes.”

 

“Darius?”

 

“Probably.”

 

“Would you let me finish one fucking sentence, Menesthes?”

 

“Just did.”

 

“Bastard.”

 

“I have it on very good authority that in fact I exactly resemble my mother’s husband, so, no, not really.”

 

“Menesthes.”

 

“Lysander.”

 

“Talk.”

 

“Yes, he’s a eunuch, we have to listen to him because he knows where everything is and we don’t, Alexander does in fact bed him and you should know this already, and yes, he was possibly Darius’ boy before that. Anything else?”

 

“No. Yes.”

 

“What?”

 

“General Hephaistion. He’s…”

 

“My mother’s brother.”

 

“I wasn’t…”

 

“Go to sleep, Lysander.”