Nomenclature
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Title: Nomenclature
Fandom: Monstrous Regiment, Pratchett.
Pairing: none, really.
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A/N: For
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“Sarge?”
Fandom: Monstrous Regiment, Pratchett.
Pairing: none, really.
Disclaimer: notminenotminenotmine.
A/N: For
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“Sarge?”
“Corp?”
“Two more joined up.”
“Little lads? Or…”
“One of each. Jack is a Joan.”
“Socks?”
“None. See tomorrow whether you can spot her.”
“Oh?”
“Bit like Tonker.”
“I see.”
“Sarge?”
“Corp?”
“What you said to the girls about trousers and swearing.”
“Yes?”
“The lace bodices and hysteria depress me.”
“Maladict, is it?”
“Yes, sarge.”
“It’s good to see you again, Corporal Maladict.”
“Good to be here, sarge. Sarge?”
“Mal?”
“Is it Polly, then, or Oliver?”
“I think it’s just Sergeant Perks.”
“You don’t make a half-bad sergeant, Perks.”
“You don’t half make a proper gi… female vampire, Mal.”