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For [livejournal.com profile] noneedofcrepe, who asked, here, for Immediate Black Family. The Birds and Bees Talk.


“You know Bellatrix has had a miscarriage?”

 

“No. Is she going to be alright?”

 

“Perfectly. But that isn’t what I wanted to talk about. Do you know how she got with child?”

 

“No, Father.”

 

“Walburga.”

 

“Orion.”

 

“Regulus.”

 

“Father?”

 

“When a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina…”

 

“Father!”

 

“And ejaculates inside her… you do know about ejaculation?”

 

“Father?”

 

“Walburga!”

 

“Orion?”

 

“Ask Sirius."
 
"Yes, Father."

"When a man ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, his sperm, on occasion, mixes with her ova and thus an embryo is created which the woman carries for nine months, before birthing a child.”

 

“Yes, Father.”

Date: 2009-05-01 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noneedofcrepe.livejournal.com
Eeheheheheheheheehe the awkwardness it so perfectly glorioussss. Thank you!

Date: 2009-05-01 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceredwensirius.livejournal.com
"Ask Sirius."


*snickers*


Very, very cute. Too tired for a proper review, but very cute.

Date: 2009-05-01 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] werewolfsfan.livejournal.com
“Father?”

“Walburga!”

“Orion?”

“Ask Sirius."


That explains a lot about this family!

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