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For [livejournal.com profile] noneedofcrepe, who asked, here, for Immediate Black Family. The Birds and Bees Talk.


“You know Bellatrix has had a miscarriage?”

 

“No. Is she going to be alright?”

 

“Perfectly. But that isn’t what I wanted to talk about. Do you know how she got with child?”

 

“No, Father.”

 

“Walburga.”

 

“Orion.”

 

“Regulus.”

 

“Father?”

 

“When a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina…”

 

“Father!”

 

“And ejaculates inside her… you do know about ejaculation?”

 

“Father?”

 

“Walburga!”

 

“Orion?”

 

“Ask Sirius."
 
"Yes, Father."

"When a man ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, his sperm, on occasion, mixes with her ova and thus an embryo is created which the woman carries for nine months, before birthing a child.”

 

“Yes, Father.”

Date: 2009-05-01 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noneedofcrepe.livejournal.com
Eeheheheheheheheehe the awkwardness it so perfectly glorioussss. Thank you!

Date: 2009-05-01 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toujours-nigel.livejournal.com
Glad you liked. Oh, poor darling Regina.

Date: 2009-05-01 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noneedofcrepe.livejournal.com
The Blacks crack me up because they can be SO NAUGHTY, and yet it's neverr talked about hahah. No wonder they're all messed up and Reg has no idea what he's doing lol.

Date: 2009-05-01 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toujours-nigel.livejournal.com
There's so much contained in the:

"Walburga."

"Orion."

exchanges, haha.

Date: 2009-05-06 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noneedofcrepe.livejournal.com
Hahaha I know they are the bestt. Walburga/Orion is like the very best canon pairing ever.

Date: 2009-05-01 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceredwensirius.livejournal.com
"Ask Sirius."


*snickers*


Very, very cute. Too tired for a proper review, but very cute.

Date: 2009-05-01 01:17 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-05-01 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] werewolfsfan.livejournal.com
“Father?”

“Walburga!”

“Orion?”

“Ask Sirius."


That explains a lot about this family!

Date: 2009-05-01 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toujours-nigel.livejournal.com
Glad you think so.

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