Of Procreation and Pleasantries
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For
noneedofcrepe, who asked, here, for Immediate Black Family. The Birds and Bees Talk.
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“You know Bellatrix has had a miscarriage?”
“No. Is she going to be alright?”
“Perfectly. But that isn’t what I wanted to talk about. Do you know how she got with child?”
“No, Father.”
“Walburga.”
“Orion.”
“Regulus.”
“Father?”
“When a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina…”
“Father!”
“And ejaculates inside her… you do know about ejaculation?”
“Father?”
“Walburga!”
“Orion?”
“Ask Sirius."
"Yes, Father."
"When a man ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, his sperm, on occasion, mixes with her ova and thus an embryo is created which the woman carries for nine months, before birthing a child.”
“Yes, Father.”
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Date: 2009-05-01 12:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-01 12:25 pm (UTC)"Walburga."
"Orion."
exchanges, haha.
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Date: 2009-05-01 01:11 pm (UTC)*snickers*
Very, very cute. Too tired for a proper review, but very cute.
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Date: 2009-05-01 01:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-01 04:09 pm (UTC)“Walburga!”
“Orion?”
“Ask Sirius."
That explains a lot about this family!
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Date: 2009-05-01 05:33 pm (UTC)