Curses on your carrot-top
Jun. 21st, 2009 10:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
toujours_nigel
Title: Curses on your carrot-top.
Fandom: Harry Potter.
Pairings: none, really.
Disclaimer: notminenotminenotmine.
A/N: the cursing you don't understand is in Hindi.
Stupid Ronald Weasley, and his stupid gods-damned fucking Quidditch. Won-won. Fucking idiotic carrot! Gandu, saala. Madachod. Mrs. Weasley must be good at that, what with so very many kids. Damn fucking stupid Weasel. Damn fucking stupid Granger, to not have got him by now, with all that thrice-bedamned propriety, like nobody can see how she looks at him. Frigid cow. Not as if Weasel isn’t drooling over her when he isn’t drooling into Lavender’s mouth. Fucking bitch, Brown. Why’d you do this to me?
Fandom: Harry Potter.
Pairings: none, really.
Disclaimer: notminenotminenotmine.
A/N: the cursing you don't understand is in Hindi.
Stupid Ronald Weasley, and his stupid gods-damned fucking Quidditch. Won-won. Fucking idiotic carrot! Gandu, saala. Madachod. Mrs. Weasley must be good at that, what with so very many kids. Damn fucking stupid Weasel. Damn fucking stupid Granger, to not have got him by now, with all that thrice-bedamned propriety, like nobody can see how she looks at him. Frigid cow. Not as if Weasel isn’t drooling over her when he isn’t drooling into Lavender’s mouth. Fucking bitch, Brown. Why’d you do this to me?
Fucking cunt, Patil. Bewakuf, ullu, coward, wimp. Why didn’t you fucking make a fucking move, dammit?
