Sexual Headcanon (Ralph Lanyon)

[toujours_nigel]

1. Service top. And how. Works amazingly with Alec and Bunny, not really beyond a point with Laurie.
2. Has a slow refractory period, and in fact a slow rate of arousal. (This is what inspired the list)
3. Will ask for your consent non-verbally, verbally, and then at several points during.
4. Gets bored and occasionally breaks to chat in between acts, often while his partner is gasping on the verge, if feeling particularly cruel or tarty.
5. Is competent but unsophisticated when left to himself, but on the whole prefers not to be.
6. Is prone to masturbation in a clinical sort of way and rare bouts of self-abuse. Yes the two are distinct. Only one involves thinking of other people.
7. Kinks hard on domesticity, which has an oddly carnivalesque, or masque-like appeal for him. At some point plays house with Alec very happily.
8. Quite kinky in general, in sufficiently-knowing hands. Bunny, therefore. Some others. Not in fact Alec beyond rare bouts of knife or needle-play, in large part because of the domesticity kink.
9. Likes both middle-aged posh men, and rough trade. Consciously avoids both especially due to having been the one and on his way to being the other.
10. Is a masochist. Though this feels rather like MR's head-canon, really.

Wanna know about anyone else? Ask.

Comments

[moetushie]

Well, you know, this just makes me want all the explicit Ralph/Bunny, and of course, there's none to be found.

(I would also take Ralph/Alec.)

Very good.

[toujours_nigel]

I'm afraid I'm much the worst person to ask. Not only do I have a complete lack of grasp re Bunny, I have also only written the one fic in this fandom that does not fade discreetly to black.

[moetushie]

Aw, no worries. It was more of a general complaint rather than an specific request. I can't write porn im this fandom either, I have the weirdest mental block about it. Although my highest rated fics involving Ralph are er, Ralph/Hazell and Ralph/Bunny. I have specific needs when it comes to Ralph ships, I guess.


*slinks away into the night*

[sine_nomine]

OMG. There is a Wikipedia entry for Service Top??? How fabulous is that?! *goes to read to check it for accuracy*

(Delighted to "meet" you; we have a bit in common perhaps)

ETA: Rats... it's not an article on service Tops. I was so hoping. Ah well.