meme

[toujours_nigel]

yay, meme. Because i'm bored.

Characters:
 

1. Alexander
2. Sirius Black
3. Mikhail
4. Vimes
5. Remus Lupin
6. Lancelot
7. Akhillos
8. Walburga Black
9. Hephaistion
10. Agamemnon
11. Guddu
12. Arthur

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Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ummm, no. Also, ummm, no. Mostly because Lancelot would get bored and either flirt madly with Sweety or just start a brawl. Though that would make a funny, if crack, story.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Four is hot. In a faintly scary, insanely cool, much-older way.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hmmm. If Arthur got Walburga pregnant? Well, I don’t think she’d be phased, actually. Bit of an honour, what with him being a legend in her world, and all. Her husband, otoh…

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

A lot of the stuff on maryrenaultfics  is worth a dekko in this regard.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Oddly enough, not a very bad one, I don’t think, except Lancelot’s in love with his Queen (and King), and Sirius is, um, Sirius. I think they’d fuck, definitely, if, y’know, time-travel occurred.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

While both are a bit mind-boggling, I’d say Five/Nine. They’re both men on the quieter side who know how to fight insanely well (in my head, shush) but would rather be diplomatic, and that costs them both a bit of prestige in their peers’ eyes. Five/Ten would be an unmitigated disaster; I mean, Agamemnon.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

*boggles* I’d like to think, threesome.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

 

Mikhail smokes weed cut with rat-poison. The results are interesting. Lessons learned: Do not watch Troy when stoned. (or sober, but that’s a different issue.)

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

 

Dear sweet Krishna, I hope not. *brrrrr*

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

 

Boys Don’t Cry? (except when they do, copiously do.)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

 

Wow, seriously? Cross-universe time-travel body-swap. Also, I’m gonna go wash my brain out with bleach now, ta.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

 

I believe so, yes. Pretty much everyone, I think. *cough*it’scalledtheIliad*cough*

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

 

No such thing exists as yet.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

 

applegnat writes him.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

 

Two/Four/Five as a threesome, no.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

 

I’d… rather not imagine? “War! Wealth! Women!” maybe.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

You be good to Mama. Also, *brrrr*

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

 

Prepare for crack. Also, time-travel, and maybe voyeurism.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

 

*brain-bleach* um. idek. Seriously.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

 

Does RP count? If so, this morning.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

 

Being forced to his knees and kept there. Only by 12, though, otherwise, beware.

Would Eleven shag Nine?

 

Excuse me, roflmao. No.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

 

Seven. Indubitably.

One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

 

Wait. I need to write this out. Okay. Alexander and Hephaistion are in a happy relationship till Hephaistion runs off with Sam Vimes. Alexander, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Guddu and a brief unhappy affair with Arthur, then follows the wise advice of Remus Lupin and finds true love with Mikhail. I think we’d (pretty much) all read it, because. Well, because. re: writing, I vote for penknife

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Spork my eyes out. Oedipus style, with a brooch.